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Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
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Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…

More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…

Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Game of Thrones: War for Westeros, a real-time strategy game that’s been a long time coming. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
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Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…

Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…

Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
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Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…

CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
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CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…

Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader
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Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this US airman, Maj. Jason Watson, who’s been making headlines for all the…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

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