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NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…

Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough
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Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the USS Abraham Lincoln, and I have to…

GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues
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GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Republicans are facing a potentially ugly 2026 midterm election in…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War
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Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Europe is having a rough summer, and I’m not just talking…

Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once
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Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news on inflation, and I have to say, it’s…

Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
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Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…

Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I have to say, it’s not all doom…

US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
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US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…

Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
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Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…

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