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Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
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Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…

Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy
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Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

As I sit here, drowning in a sea of grimdark lore and over-the-top marketing buzz, I am reminded of the…

The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
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The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…

Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
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Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Bautista may wield Kratos’ Blades in Prime Video’s God of War series reboot
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Bautista may wield Kratos’ Blades in Prime Video’s God of War series reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another recasting debacle, Prime Video and Sony Pictures Television are reportedly looking to…

US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
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US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
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Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…

Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap
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Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) just had their big summit…

Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Tom Barrett, who’s trying to navigate a tricky situation with…

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