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DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm
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DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks!πŸ‘΅πŸ‘΄ The geriatrics of thrash metal, DEATH ANGEL, bless their ancient souls, have finally cranked…

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!
Elephant Reads CNN

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but…

Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom
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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! The Green Box film! 🎬 A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** πŸ“South Boston & Clarksville will experience…

Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)
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Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about nuclear testing like they twist everything…

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
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OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…

Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
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Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…

Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
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Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of MΓΆtley CrΓΌe,…

Treasury Sec Butters His Bread With ‘Pain’ From China, Just Like Us Common Folk
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Treasury Sec Butters His Bread With ‘Pain’ From China, Just Like Us Common Folk

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, the crocodile tears are flowing faster than the Mississippi after a good rain! Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, a man…

OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…

Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight
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Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, look, it’s the Governator, now a CNN shill, whining about “redistricting wars.” As if California wasn’t gerrymandered into a…

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