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Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
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Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…

Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand
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Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding the US military’s use of AI in targeting…

Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
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Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…

Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out
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Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Iran-backed Houthis are making some dramatic advances…

US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently
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US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a recent incident where a Chinese ship in the Middle East was…

Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well
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US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military is planning to send some of its MQ-9…

Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
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Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…

Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews
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Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

I’ll be the first to admit, I was thoroughly surprised by 1001 Threads of Mizan, the debut title from MBC…

Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble
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Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s time to get excited and skeptical at the same time, because Hideo Kojima’s next project, Physint,…

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