Winds of Plague to Drag Their Corpse Out for One Last Cash Grab in 2025, Prepare to Yawn
OMG! 😱 The symphonic deathcore gods, WINDS OF PLAGUE, are crawling out of their crypts! Yes, you heard it right,…
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Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re digging up dirt from five years ago, trying to…
CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)
Folks, another day, another assault on American values by the liberal media! CNN, still pushing their fake news agenda, tries…
Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…
CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…
NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…
5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…
STELLAR CIRCUITS to unleash 3rd album, ‘Phantom :: Phoenix’ – Prepare for eargasms in November
Oh, great, another band thinks they’ve discovered fire 🔥. North Carolina’s STELLAR CIRCUITS, who apparently made some noise last year…
CNN Thinks You’re Dumb Enough to Believe Trump’s a Dictator, LOL
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, peddling their usual anti-Trump propaganda. Seems like they’re clutching their pearls because…
KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…