Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barn burner, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Tag: war
Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…
TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and I have to say,…
Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…
Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…
Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…
Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about diesel prices topping $6 a gallon for the first time…
Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…
US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…