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GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump is still trying to make…

Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
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Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…

Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab
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Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another live-action video game adaptation, Bandai Namco has announced a new prequel series…

Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
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Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…

Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…

Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
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Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…

DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
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DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…

Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in Missouri, folks. It seems like the state’s effort to…

Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
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Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
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Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

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