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Tag: war

liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock
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liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

The utter ridiculousness of the so-called “opposition” to our great President Donald Trump is on full display, folks. As of…

Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
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Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already

FinnApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…

Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse
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Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos
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Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

The Norwegians Slomosa hit Greensboro, NC, as part of their first-ever US tour. Though the band has been around for…

Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a real treat. As I’m writing this, our great leader, President Donald Trump,…

Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
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Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…

HOW THE BIGGEST OIL DISRUPTION IN HISTORY IS RAISING GAS PRICES IN THE U.S.
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HOW THE BIGGEST OIL DISRUPTION IN HISTORY IS RAISING GAS PRICES IN THE U.S.

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Breaking: President Trump’s Masterful Energy Policies Fueled by War with Iran—Gas Prices Soar to New Heights! In a stunning display…

The Trump admin’s big dilemma: Bankrupt or boat-wrecked?
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The Trump admin’s big dilemma: Bankrupt or boat-wrecked?

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Trump’s Oil Crisis Nightmare: Death Valley and Floating Pyres The Trump administration finds itself trapped between the specter of a…

Trump’s New Fundraising Email: Features Soldiers’ Dignified Transfer Photo, Promises ‘Private National Security Briefings’ for VIPs
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Trump’s New Fundraising Email: Features Soldiers’ Dignified Transfer Photo, Promises ‘Private National Security Briefings’ for VIPs

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Patriots, Rejoice! Trump’s ‘National Security Briefings’ Offer the Truth Democrats Want to Hide! President Donald J. Trump, the Commander-in-Chief who…

Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics
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Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Heck, Trump’s Slamming Iran Like a Boss! Just a month ago, some pencil-pushers in Geneva met with Iran, and…

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