Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…
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Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons
Alright gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive headfirst into the totally not-scary world of online gaming for kids!…
Papa Roach Dumbs Down a Perfectly Good Song (Again) With Acoustic ‘Even If It Kills Me’ Video
California rockers PAPA ROACH, those purveyors of angsty teenage anthems (are they still teenagers?🤔), have graced us with a brand-new…
PATRIK JENSEN of THE HAUNTED Finally Figured Out How to Plug In His Guitar After 8 Whole Years
So, THE HAUNTED, those Swedish thrash metal *pioneers* (air quotes, obviously), are FINALLY gracing us with a new album, “Songs…
Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)
Oh, Bethesda, you sly dogs! 🐕🦺 Just when we thought Fallout 76 was destined to become a radioactive wasteland of…
Fortnite FINALLY Crawls Back to Apple After Epic Tantrum Lasted Half a Decade
Hold onto your V-Bucks, folks, because the most dramatic saga since that time Timmy rage-quit your squad is BACK! Yes,…
Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…
Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…
The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)
Okay, so apparently THE RASMUS, those guys who peaked in, like, 2003 with “In the Shadows” (still a banger, let’s…
Jade Raymond FLEES Sinking Ship of Fairgame$ at PlayStation, Probably to Start a Goat Farm
Breaking News! 🚨 Jade Raymond, the so-called “visionary” behind Haven Studios, has reportedly abandoned ship faster than a rage-quitter in…