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Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
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Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno
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Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Rep. Max Miller, and I’ve got to say,…

Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
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Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming
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GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly
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Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US 30-year Treasury yield rising to 5.45%, its highest level since…

Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
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Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…

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