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Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, one of the most iconic performing arts centers…

Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting
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Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market sell-off is getting serious, and it’s all eyes…

Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
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Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…

Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death
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Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some telekinetic teenage angst? 🤯 Because Prime Video just dropped the official trailer…

Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit
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Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest adventure, and I have to say, it’s a…

GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again
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GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, and let me tell you, it’s…

Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again
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Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out at 8:30 a.m. ET…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
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America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…

Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
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Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…

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