Mamdani Sparks Outrage With Israel Genocide Claims On Attack Anniversary
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is at it again,…
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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…
Lawyers Request Evidence Saved After Pike’s Execution Attempt Fails
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Christa Pike, the woman who survived Tennessee’s attempt to put her to…
Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…
Christa Pike Outlives Own Execution in Bureaucratic Miracle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be the first…
GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…
Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 40-year-old man who was arrested for plotting to attack the Texas…
Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…