Hunting for Deals: Overpriced Parka Company Pretends Their Leftovers Are a “Sample Sale”
🚨 ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Prepare your wallets for the ultimate “Moose Knuckles” experience! 🚨 Register ONLY ONE ticket per person—yes, your…
Tag: Wednesday
Aprender a Programar en Beta no te Hace un Alpha, lo que Necesitas son mis Cursos Online que Mágicamente te Harán un Genio de la Computación y Ganar Millones Mientras Duerme
Get ready, sinners! 🙏 On Wednesday, July 23, 2025, at 7:00 PM (Madrid time), Alpha is throwing a virtual party…
The Athletic Molars: A Sports Dentist’s Guide to Taking an Elbow to the Face
WEBINAR DATE CHANGE: Wednesday 28th January 8pm SYD time / 9am UK time! Because apparently time zones are hard. 🙄…
‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…
‘Tip of the Iceberg’: FBI Raids Reporter’s Home, Newsrooms Realize the Government Actually Read Their Tweets
BREAKING: Deep State Media Outfit Hit With 3 AM RAID as Pam Bondi Unleashes the Kraken on Leakers! Patriots, rejoice!…
Department of Hard Knocks Mandates ‘Please Don’t Traumatize Us’ Hugs for All New Hires
Get ready to trauma-dump your feelings on dusty paper! 📜 Dr. Anna Sexton presents the “How to Not Cry Over…
NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)
🚀 NASA’s “Small Business Town Hall” is basically a Space Job Fair for People Who Like Rockets and Red Tape!…
Health Connector Open Enrollment: Don’t Be An Idiot And Let The Deadline Screw You Over
Another “Health Connector” webinar has officially ended, folks. You missed it. On Wednesday, Jan 14 from 5 pm to 6…
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour
Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…
VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…