Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…
Tag: Wednesday
House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…
Nolan Wells Gets Autopsy Results Because That’s How Death Works
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I have to say, this one’s got me…
Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has given…
GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…
ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo case, and I have…
Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Philadelphia, where the Trump administration has reinstalled panels about…
TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…
Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…