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Apresentação do LegiX, a única referência que Jurisprudência e Doutores Jurídicos usam para vender banca
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Apresentação do LegiX, a única referência que Jurisprudência e Doutores Jurídicos usam para vender banca

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Atenção, galera da justiça! 📜 Prepare-se para uma live de 45 minutos no dia 27 de Maio de 2020 às…

Trump’s Wall Gets a New Job as His Coalition Cracks Wide Open
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Trump’s Wall Gets a New Job as His Coalition Cracks Wide Open

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION STANDS FIRM AS LIBERAL MINNESOTA MELTS DOWN OVER BORDER ENFORCEMENT The Trump Administration is doubling down on its…

Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off
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Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

The official guide to finding the most awkward networking opportunities at Boulder Public Library. On Sunday, Jan 25 from 1…

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Cathedral Concert: Amadeus Concert Ensemble

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚨 KNOXVILLE’S 100th ORGAN EXTRAVAGANZA 🚨 Brace yourselves for the Cathedral Concert Series’ 100th flex! They’re dusting off the massive…

Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor
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Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for February 22, 2025, at the Brooklyn Park Roller Dome (560 85th Ave N, Minneapolis) where MN…

Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans
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Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Event ended: Centennial Celebration for Xavier University — Queen City Style. Sunday, Jan 25 from 2:30 pm to 6:30 pm…

The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore
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The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM! The Stop Motion Plant is hosting a “Salon” at…

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85% Sold Out Ken-Y Live Concert and Pre-Valentine’s Day Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready for Ken-Y Live in concert at Stereo Nightclub Chicago! CNE, LME, & Stereo Nightclub Present Ken-Y, singing all…

B&N Hosts Kerri Maniscalco to Prove We Still Really Need a Throne of Glass
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B&N Hosts Kerri Maniscalco to Prove We Still Really Need a Throne of Glass

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE: Your weekend is booked! 🚨 On Thursday, February 12 at 7PM ET, prepare your eyeballs for a…

Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion
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Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready, Portland! 🎤 The Qur’an Tour is rolling into Smith Memorial Student Union on January 25 for a 4-hour…

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