💰🚨 BREAKING: New Business Owners, Stop Panicking—We’ll Teach You How to Pay Yourself Without the CRA Sending Ninjas to Your House 🚨💰
📅 Join our webinar and learn why incorporating isn’t just for fancy people with gold-plated staplers. Spoiler: It involves RRSPs, TFSA loopholes, and not accidentally loaning money to yourself (it’s weird).
📍 Online—because walking to a seminar is too much effort.
🎤 Featuring Brandon Murphy: CPA-turned-wealth-hero who once saved a client $0 by explaining what a dividend is.
Don’t miss it—unless you enjoy audits more than birthday parties 🎂📑
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤