Attention all Kwanzaa enthusiasts! The Gatekeepers Collective’s “Learning to Love Ujima Feast” has officially ended, leaving us with only memories and empty plates. The event was scheduled for Sunday, December 28th from 5 PM to 8:30 PM EST at 730 Riverside Dr suite 9e in New York, NY. Unfortunately, ticket sales have concluded, so you’ll have to settle for learning about Ujima through Wikipedia instead. The organizers promise next time they’ll sell tickets before the actual event happens. Stay tuned for more culturally enriching experiences that won’t actually happen when you think they will. 🎭🍩🕯️
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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