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When the Choir Runs Out of Hymns, They Start Singing at Your Wallet
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When the Choir Runs Out of Hymns, They Start Singing at Your Wallet

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

Good news, everyone! Your tickets for the “Community Sing and Fundraiser” have officially expired! 🎉 (Because apparently, the event ended…

Rudy Francisco Brings His Poetic Fire to Jacksonville and We’re Already Crying in the Aisles
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Rudy Francisco Brings His Poetic Fire to Jacksonville and We’re Already Crying in the Aisles

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Rudy Francisco to Speak at University of Dayton! 🎤✨ On February 6, 2025, at 7:00 PM EST, the…

Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21
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Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Jesus drops in for a surprise midnight visit on DEC 21! 🎄✨ 🎉 “Home” services: heartfelt music, carols,…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

James Cameron’s ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $400 Million as Hollywood Pushes Climate-Agenda Fantasy on American Families In a…

REGGAE SUNDAY: Where The City Sways To The #1 Caribbean Party In The City
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REGGAE SUNDAY: Where The City Sways To The #1 Caribbean Party In The City

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

REGGAE SUNDAY🌴✨ The #1 Caribbean Party in The City… according to someone, somewhere, probably on a napkin. It’s back, and…

Winter Solstice Dot Art and Yoga Workshop: Channel Your Inner Hippie
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Winter Solstice Dot Art and Yoga Workshop: Channel Your Inner Hippie

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

On the holiest of pagan holidays—the Winter Solstice—join our sacred circle to stretch your spine and finally master the ancient…

FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt Turn Scottsdale into a Holiday Karaoke Night
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FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt Turn Scottsdale into a Holiday Karaoke Night

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

Another day, another concert that was probably better off staying in someone’s basement. FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt…

When Santa Met the Mall: A Holiday Horror Story Unfolds at Central 2025
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When Santa Met the Mall: A Holiday Horror Story Unfolds at Central 2025

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: The annual ‘Baby Jesus’ birthday bash is BACK! 🎉🎅🏻 Join us for a night of questionable music…

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Methoden-Werkstatt für Teilnehmende & Absolvent:innen der ICO-Ausbildungen – jetzt endlich lernen, wie man mit Werkzeugen umgeht, ohne sich den Daumen zu quetschen

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

Coaching-Methodenwerkstatt: 1 Abend – 1 Methode (oder: Wie man 3 Stunden lang über sich selbst nachdenkt und dafür noch dankbar…

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Masterclass | La circularidad como estrategia de negocio de moda

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

¡El lujo se pone ecológico y quiere tu dinero (pero en verde)! 🌱💸 Masterclass online donde Lucía Martínez, socia fundadora…

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