🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS OF EARTH: MIHALI IS HERE TO SAVE YOUR SOULS (AND YOUR PLAYLISTS) 🌿🎸
📅 Mark your calendars: May 2, 2025 – the day Mihali drops his 3rd studio album, “Before The Dream,” because apparently we weren’t zen enough already. 🌊
📍 Where: Probably somewhere near you if you’re cool enough to be on his tour. Check his website, peasants.
🎵 What to expect: 14 tracks of pure vibes, featuring more guest stars than a reality TV reunion. We’re talking Little Stranger, Tropidelic, Lily Fangz, G. Love, Brett Dennen, Andy Frasco, Seven Suns, Satsang, and Moon Taxi. It’s like the Avengers of reggae-rock, but with more jam bands. 🎶
💥 Pro tip: This album is perfect for beach days and “smoke seshes with friends” (wink wink). Just don’t let your mom catch you. 😉
⚠️ WARNING: Must be 21+ to attend. Yes, even if you look 30 and have a fake ID from 2012. 🚫
Get ready to have your mind blown and your soul healed by Vermont’s finest musical export since Ben & Jerry’s. 🍦 (But way better for you, probably.)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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