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Afrobeats Throws a 95 Theses–Style Reformation Party on MLK Weekend, Declaring a New Church of Drumming and Dances

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Prepare your most chaotic dance moves for the MLK Weekend takeover, because nothing honors history like dropping it low to…

ESSENCE FESTIVAL 2026 INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND IN NEW ORLEANS PARTY INFO TICKETS DATES
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ESSENCE FESTIVAL 2026 INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND IN NEW ORLEANS PARTY INFO TICKETS DATES

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Brace yourselves for the absolute pinnacle of partying: BIG FESTIVAL / ESSENCE FEST INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND 2026 in NEW ORLEANS.…

South Florida Strawberry Festival 2026: Now With 50% More DeSantis and 100% More Crowded Parking
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South Florida Strawberry Festival 2026: Now With 50% More DeSantis and 100% More Crowded Parking

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Get ready to panic-buy tickets for the South Florida Strawberry Festival in Boca Raton on January 17, 18 & 19,…

NASA and SpaceX Launch Mission to Search for Funding
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NASA and SpaceX Launch Mission to Search for Funding

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

🚀 Buckle up your couch potatoes! NASA’s next free ride to the ISS drops Feb. 15, 2026. 🚀 NASA is…

Webinaire gratuit ! Le LEAN va sauver l’éducation… et vos économies
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Webinaire gratuit ! Le LEAN va sauver l’éducation… et vos économies

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Lean on Me at Cégep de Sainte-Foy 🇫🇷: Bernard Gagnon and Nathalie Larose dive into the “Shingo Model” on December…

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French Deeptech Founders Discover Customers Aren’t Just Angel Investors Paying for Vibes

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

🔥 Seed O’Clock: L’art de financer votre idee avant le premier café ☕️ Le 15 janvier 2026, on vous invite…

“Late-Night Money Grab Disguised as a House Party: Atlanta Edition”
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“Late-Night Money Grab Disguised as a House Party: Atlanta Edition”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

ATLANTA – Every Friday, 10PM–3AM — 🚨 Sound the alarm: The Atlanta House Party – 106 & park edition has…

Conversatorio: Cómo se produce un cortometraje en la nube y cómo iniciar tu sueño (sin dinero ni equipo)
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Conversatorio: Cómo se produce un cortometraje en la nube y cómo iniciar tu sueño (sin dinero ni equipo)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Mark your calendars: Event scheduled for January 13, 2026, at 5:47 PM. 🚀 Location: The great digital void (Zoom). 🌌…

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AI e B2B: Come i Bot Finalmente Trovano Clienti Mentre Tu Sorseggi il Caffè

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

🚨 AI NON TI RUBERA’ IL LAVORO, MA TI FARà VENDERE MEGLIO (O ALMENO LO PROMETTE). 🚨 14 GENNAIO 2025,…

Metafora Concettuale: L’Arte Ti Sta Rovinando la Vita Enessima Volta
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Metafora Concettuale: L’Arte Ti Sta Rovinando la Vita Enessima Volta

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

💥 La metafora che spacca: webinar linguistico per prof sfigati! 💥 Date? Quando. **19 dicembre 2025** alle ore **16:15**. Dove?…

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