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CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks
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CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Teachers, rejoice! The 2026 Extra Yard for Teachers Summit in Miami is here to distract you from your crippling debt…

Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch
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Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

📅 Atlanta! On January 17, 2026, the Southside Pretty Girls are forcing all Divine 9 members to turn up at…

Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free
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Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Traffickers are lurking on TikTok, and if you share a monitor or join by phone, no CEUs for you! 🚫…

CineMasters of the Universe Demand You Pay to Watch Zoom Webinar So You Can Learn to Use a Camera
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CineMasters of the Universe Demand You Pay to Watch Zoom Webinar So You Can Learn to Use a Camera

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

La transmisión del evento sera vía Zoom, recibirás instrucciones de acceso por correo y whatsapp. 📺😂 Prepara tu mejor pijama…

NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)
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NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

🚀 NASA’s “Small Business Town Hall” is basically a Space Job Fair for People Who Like Rockets and Red Tape!…

Health Connector Open Enrollment: Don’t Be An Idiot And Let The Deadline Screw You Over
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Health Connector Open Enrollment: Don’t Be An Idiot And Let The Deadline Screw You Over

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Another “Health Connector” webinar has officially ended, folks. You missed it. On Wednesday, Jan 14 from 5 pm to 6…

Psycho Scientists Invent Monday Misery Just to Sell You Overpriced Wellness Crap
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Psycho Scientists Invent Monday Misery Just to Sell You Overpriced Wellness Crap

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Join Andrea for the “Blue Monday Boost” webinar at 12:00 PM EST on January 20, 2025, via Zoom. Experts claim…

Lord, Forgive Me for Swiping Right on Thy Holy Singles
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Lord, Forgive Me for Swiping Right on Thy Holy Singles

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

**Holy Nation Matchmaking’s Zoominar for Love starts sharply at 6:15 PM. Log in 10 minutes early to secure your spot…

Chalkbeat Ideas: Doom and Gloom for the Department of Education with Lindsey Burke
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Chalkbeat Ideas: Doom and Gloom for the Department of Education with Lindsey Burke

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

**The Trump administration is preparing to unwind the U.S. Department of Education. 😱 On Jan. 14, join Lindsey Burke (Deputy…

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2026 Detroit Auto Show Media and Industry Days: The Canceled Event Where Zero New Cars Debuted

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Behold, the pinnacle of human achievement: the Detroit Auto Show! 🤡 Forget mere cars; we are discussing “Mobility Global Forum”…

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