🔥 PSA: Your Granny’s Toast Might Kill Her (And Us) 🔥
In Lancashire, 70% of fatal fires involve folks with “poor physical/mental health,” and half were getting home care. So, if you’re a pro supporting vulnerable humans, join our Teams call to learn why toast burns down houses and how to stop it. Sessions start on time—show up 10 minutes early or risk missing the drama. Requires speakers, a screen, and a pulse. Only for Lancashire/Blackpool/Blackburn workers. Teams only—no Zoom, no carrier pigeons. Book Individual if solo, Group if a team… unless you’re telepathic. Then figure it out. 🚒🧀 (Yes, cheese, because why not.)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
