“2026 : L’Année Magique Où Vos Rêves Se Réaliseront Grâce à Ce Zoom Mystique (ou Pas)”
✨🔮 “Soirée Prédictions 2026” – Ou Comment Payer Pour Des Devinettes Aléatoires (Mais Avec des Emojis!) 🔮✨ **📅 Quand ?**…
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“Oops, Baby Talk Too Complicated? Experts Host ‘Toddler-Speak’ Workshop for Grown-Ups Who Still Can’t Gibber”
🚨BREAKING: Adults to Learn How to Talk to Babies (Yes, Really)🚨 **📅 Nov 27, 2025**: Watch training videos (don’t worry,…
“La grande chasse aux chiffres magiques de l’inclusion numérique qui va tout changer (ou pas)”
Oh là là! Yet another “life-changing” webinar about digital inclusion—because clearly, the world was waiting for more Zoom calls! 🎉…
“Bureaucrats Get Tipsy on Taxpayer Dime in ‘Official’ Happy Hour Sponsored by Robots Who Probably Do Their Jobs Better”
🚨 BREAKING: DHS Hosts Virtual Happy Hour Because Even Spies Need a Drink 🍸 Brought to you by OrangeSlices AI…
“El Tonto Por Cristo”: A Film So Bad, It’s Playing in Phoenix
OMG! El Tonto Por Cristo, a “Tarkovsky by way of Texas,” is touring North America! 🤣 One night only! Prepare…
“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!
**OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society is screening the *NUTCRACKER FANTASY* (1979)!** 🤮🤮🤮 Takeo Nakamura’s oddity will be presented by…
Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…
Admit What, Now?
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most EXCLUSIVE private screening EVERRR! 🎬 Lisa Smart’s “Admit One” promises lols 😂 and culture…
Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger
**OMG! 😱 Friday, December 5th, 2025, 7:30 PM (EDT).** Watch Black Christmas (1974) with some dudes from Don’t Open This…
Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn
**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming! Prepare for Olympians, urban riders, and local legends. From the Scottish Highlands to…