Grolier Club’s Super Exclusive, *Free* (But Not Really) Book Nerd Fest 😏
**Registration** 🤓: If you’re a Grolier Club member (fancy!), register on their website—Eventbrite peasants need not apply.
**Support** 💸: Enjoyed their 130+ years of *free* lectures? Great! Now pay up via PayPal—because *tax-deductible guilt* is their love language.
**Accessibility** ♿: ADA lift for mobility-challenged folks (staff will help, unless they’re on break). Deaf? Flip your hearing aid to “T” or beg for a *loop receiver* 🎧.
**Environment** ❄️: Exhibition hall is colder than your ex’s heart—bring a sweater or suffer for *art* 🥶.
📍 *Grolier Club, 47 E 60th St, NYC*
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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