“No walks today, folks—just relentless Gothic drama and repressed Victorian feels! 🌧️📖
From abused orphan to governess with *attitude*, Jane Eyre’s 1847 glow-up still slays. ✨ Originally published under “Currer Bell” (aka Charlotte Brontë’s secret troll account), critics called it “anti-Christian,” but sis clapped back with *Wuthering Heights* and *Agnes Grey* that same year—*three* iconic novels, one chaotic Brontë trio. 💅
Join Naben Ruthnum, Moira Buffini (who *dared* adapt it in 2011 with Fassbender’s brooding), and Claire Harman (Brontë whisperer) to dissect this masterpiece.
📅 **Live Zoom Event**
🔗 Register on Eventbrite *or perish* (jk, but seriously).
💻 Unique link—no sharing, or Jane’s ghost will haunt your WiFi.
Sponsored by the Ann Thoburn Fund (thx, Ann!). Accessibility info: email [email protected].
🔥 *Now go scream into your pillow like Rochester’s first wife.*
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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