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Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him
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Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

2-Item Minimum! πŸ™„ Jason Vest, boot-to-mic guy, is invading The Comedy Bar!😱 He’s got almost 200K bots, 3 Kill Tony…

Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!
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Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Afternoon Feature: Narnia (2005) aka a blatant rip-off of every fantasy trope ever conceived. πŸ™„ Date: 11/30/2025. Time: Doors open…

Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)
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Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Richy Leis (as seen on… who cares? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ) hosts a Thanksgiving Comedy Showcase in Egg Harbor Township! πŸ¦ƒπŸ€£ Get ready…

“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment
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“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed “THE MOVIE” at Status Night Club, 2801 Southwest Blvd, Kansas City, MO on Nov 29 at…

BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old
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BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Albany Black Chamber of Commerce is throwing a Red Carpet BET Awards/ 40th birthday party! πŸŽ‰ Get ready…

**Arabian Nights: Where Your Thanksgiving Regrets Go to Dance**
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**Arabian Nights: Where Your Thanksgiving Regrets Go to Dance**

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Wow, look at this Arabian Nights party πŸ₯³ at Pure Nightclub in Sunnyvale, CA! It was on Thanksgiving weekend, Nov…

“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Yikes
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“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Yikes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Wow, The Colored Calvary Movie Premiere & After Party! 🀣 At 2148 Delano St. Prepare for cinematic history! Mingle with…cast?…

Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
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Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈGet ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** βœ¨πŸ™„ πŸ“Location:…

Bayou Classic: Where Grown-Ups Relive College (and Regret It the Next Day)
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Bayou Classic: Where Grown-Ups Relive College (and Regret It the Next Day)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Oh snap!πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ The “Greatest Day Party Ever” (GDPE) is back! 2nd Annual Bayou Classic HBCU Alumni After Game Day Party!…

Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe
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Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Behold! The Clown Church Variety Show! 🀑 On November 30, 2025, at 8:00 PM (Central Time), Brick becomes a circus!…

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