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“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!
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“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society is screening the *NUTCRACKER FANTASY* (1979)!** 🤮🤮🤮 Takeo Nakamura’s oddity will be presented by…

Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
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Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…

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Admit What, Now?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most EXCLUSIVE private screening EVERRR! 🎬 Lisa Smart’s “Admit One” promises lols 😂 and culture…

Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger
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Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Friday, December 5th, 2025, 7:30 PM (EDT).** Watch Black Christmas (1974) with some dudes from Don’t Open This…

Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn
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Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming! Prepare for Olympians, urban riders, and local legends. From the Scottish Highlands to…

Baylands: Still Kicking, Still Boring
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Baylands: Still Kicking, Still Boring

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

Oh, great, another “networking” event. 🙄 Lyrical Opposition presents a “Visual Arts & Film focused Gallery & Networking event” 🤣…

The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!
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The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄On December 7, 2025, at 2 PM, see “The Godfather Part 2” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

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J-MORG crowns a night of dark clothing: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

J-MORG ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: CROWN: THE BLACK ATTIRE GALA on Sat, Nov 29, 2025, at 8:00 PM at The Godfrey Hotel…

Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE
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Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 See “Classic Trilogies” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on December 7,…

Louie’s Lit: CK Hawks His Novel at the Grove
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Louie’s Lit: CK Hawks His Novel at the Grove

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

OMG! Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market is hosting the one and only Louis C.K. on December…

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