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Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord
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Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Dueling Pianos at Santora’s? 🎹 Dinner (steak🥩, salmon🍣, or chicken🐔 – they’ll ASK you!), 🍹🍹 2 cocktails, and…

Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤣 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for hilarious stand-up featuring Netflix, HBO & Comedy…

Middleboro Fireside Grille: Get Drunk and Donate to Curtin
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Middleboro Fireside Grille: Get Drunk and Donate to Curtin

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Prepare for a laugh riot! 😂 Jimmie “JJ” Walker and crew are battling pancreatic cancer the best way…

“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland
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“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “The Colored Calvary” 🐴🎬 is premiering at 2148 Delano St!** 🎉 Don’t miss this cinematic masterpiece 🤡 followed…

Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College
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Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Oh honey, dust off your dancing shoes! 💃 The 2nd Annual “GDPE: Greatest Day Party Ever” (yeah, right!) is hitting…

Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
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Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🧙‍♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…

Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers
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Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 SECOM Resource Center, 1545 Buchanan Ave SW, Grand Rapids, is the place to be on November 29th! Doors…

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster fire 🔥 with “comedians” from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & The Howard…

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Bayou Classic Gala: Celebs, Swanky Suits, and Football

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 BIG STAN PRODUCTIONS & HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT present: The Official Annual BAYOU CLASSIC WEEKEND WELCOME TO NEW ORLEANS GALA!…

Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza
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Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 27, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Black Friday! Grapes🍇 and Giggles Comedy Show 🎤at Domenico Winery, San Carlos, CA on Fri, Nov 28, 2025…

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