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BCCO Concert, Saturday January 3 @ 3 pm
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BCCO Concert, Saturday January 3 @ 3 pm

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

BCCO Concert, Saturday, January 3 @ 3 pm at Hertz Hall on the Cal Berkeley campus. Doors open at 2:15…

Kreatörernas dröm: pengar från staten så ni slipper plocka burkar på ICA
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Kreatörernas dröm: pengar från staten så ni slipper plocka burkar på ICA

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, KULTURKAPITALIST! 🚨 Vill du bli en *stor* kulturföretare? Halland bjuder på gratis “utbildning” där du får lära dig…

CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes
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CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 CISA Hosts “Don’t Get Shot” Webinar: Because Apparently We All Need a PowerPoint on Ducking 🦆 📅 Jan 20,…

ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore
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ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

Attention Deficit Ladies Club: A Hormone-Fueled Circus 🎪💥 Ready to learn why women with ADHD are masters of “I swear…

Fenway All Access – Boston New Year’s Eve 2026: Where the Green Monster Meets the Champagne Fountain
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Fenway All Access – Boston New Year’s Eve 2026: Where the Green Monster Meets the Champagne Fountain

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Boston’s Elite 1% Discovered Secret Nightlife Hack – One Wristband, 10 Bars, Zero Adulting Skills Required! 🎰🍸 1…

Prospect Park Says “Bon Voyage 2025” With Explosive Confetti and Apathetic Pigeons
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Prospect Park Says “Bon Voyage 2025” With Explosive Confetti and Apathetic Pigeons

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 BROOKLYN’S MOST SPECTACULAR NEW YEAR’S EVE FIREWORKS 🎆💥 Brooklyn Borough President Antonio Reynoso, Prospect Park Alliance, Brooklyn Org, and…

I’m Not Trying to Be Difficult with Drew Nieporent, But Can We Talk About the Time He Tried to Serve Me a Salad with a Side of Existential Dread
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I’m Not Trying to Be Difficult with Drew Nieporent, But Can We Talk About the Time He Tried to Serve Me a Salad with a Side of Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Event Moved Because Apparently January 15 Was Too Popular 🚨 Drew Nieporent, aka “the guy who made eating…

BEACH HOUSE NYE IN SANTA MONICA & AFTERBURNER VIP ROOM
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BEACH HOUSE NYE IN SANTA MONICA & AFTERBURNER VIP ROOM

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

NYE Santa Monica Block Party – Beach House Festival 🎉 turns 3rd Street Promenade into a chaotic circus of questionable…

CoACTIF : Le programme de préadaptation en cancérologie qui vous apprend à mourir en forme
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CoACTIF : Le programme de préadaptation en cancérologie qui vous apprend à mourir en forme

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

🚨 Les médecins montréalais peuvent enfin accumuler des heures de formation continue… en écoutant parler de maladies pendant 60 minutes!…

SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Promises Their Next Album Will Be Just As Confusing As Ever: Buckle Up For Another Identity Crisis
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SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Promises Their Next Album Will Be Just As Confusing As Ever: Buckle Up For Another Identity Crisis

Chord F. DiscordDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: SHINEDOWN PROMISES NOT TO BORE US WITH ANOTHER CONCEPT ALBUM (WE’RE ALL BERRRRY HAPPY) 🚨 In a stunning…

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