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2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment
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2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

The 21st Andrenaline Film Project is here! ๐Ÿคช Talented” teams screen shorts @Light House Studio, Vinegar Hill Theatre.๐Ÿฟ Mentors assign…

Greg Warren: Comedy So Good, It’s Criminal
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Greg Warren: Comedy So Good, It’s Criminal

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren, the comedic *genius* behind such hits as poison ivy jokes, will be gracing The Riot’s stage!** ๐Ÿคฃ…

Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away
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Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Y’all come see Ryan Montgomery @ DECCA LIVE on November 14th! ๐Ÿ™„ This Lake Worth, Florida native started with tailgate…

Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot
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Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren at The Riot! Prepare for side-splitting, relatable humor.๐Ÿ˜‚** Greg’s “The Champ” (Nateland YouTube) tackles poison ivy, fishing…

Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House
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Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**Aliens are real, and they’re screening “Men in Black” on November 14th at the New York Hall of Science (47-01…

OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club
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OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for side-splitting laughter as Greg Warren, “The Champ” (๐Ÿ™„), invades The Riot!** ๐Ÿ˜‚ Greg Warren, hailed by some…

Manhattan: Xmas Guardians โ€“ More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite
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Manhattan: Xmas Guardians โ€“ More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿ™„ Three ancient dudesโ€”St. Nick, Santa, and some “Winter Spirit”โ€”fight over a kid’s wish!๐Ÿคฏ Little Vira hates Christmas๐ŸŽ„and BAM! It…

“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
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“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„The Old State Capitol is throwing a party ๐ŸŽ‰ on November 16, 6:00 โ€“ 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…

Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos
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Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Behind the Lens of “Spirit” with Taj DeVore-Bey! Prepare for enlightenment or extreme boredom ๐Ÿ˜ด. Video Consortium Philadelphia presents: cheerleaders!…

Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna
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Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 7th Annual Comedy with Clam Sauce๐Ÿat Putnam, Friday, November 14th!**๐Ÿคฃ Chris Monty, Johnny Zig, Larry DeGregorio & Nick Scopeletti…

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