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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback Film Fest at Whaleback Mountain! Prepare for films, views, & vibes. πŸ™„For film buffs…

Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?
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Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Bring your sleepy fam to the FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Linda Theatre, November 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour!**πŸ”πŸ€£ Join Randy from Trailer Park Boys, NOV 2ND 2025, at OPEN CHORD – KNOXVILLE TN!…

“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro
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“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting theaters near you! 🀣 From the Scottish Highlands, Finland, Whitewater, BC, to Denver,…

“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman
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“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “After The Snowfall” is like, skiing’s mid-life crisis! 🀣 Watch “athletes” (and you) chase snow like it’s the…

SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business
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SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’ SF Opera’s Engagement Dept is screening Monkey King at the Great Star Theater in Chinatown! FREE! 🎬 From…

Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)
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Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ€ͺ Christine Hurley, Lenny Clarke & Johnny Pizzi?! At the Prince Restaurant (8:30 PM, doors @ 7:00 PM)! Septic…

Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age
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Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

πŸŽƒπŸ€‘πŸ‘» OMG! Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, October 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! Park After Dark 21+ VIP event!…

Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right?
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Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another LUCIFER RISING (1980) screening?** 🀣 **Again with Brian Butler?!**😴 **Estate of Kenneth Anger must be desperate!**πŸ˜‚ **Mick…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture ShowπŸŽƒπŸ‘» screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…

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