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Hollywood Hipsters Get Lit: Candles, Cocktails, and Cancer Sticks on a Roof
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Hollywood Hipsters Get Lit: Candles, Cocktails, and Cancer Sticks on a Roof

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Sip, Smoke, and πŸ•―οΈ? Craft candles (lol!) while sipping mystery beverages 🍹. Hookah is extra πŸ’°, because why not? Mingle,…

DreamPark: Augmented Reality Theme Park – Or Just a Glitchy Nightmare?
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DreamPark: Augmented Reality Theme Park – Or Just a Glitchy Nightmare?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Oh, DreamPark Seattle, where you can move, race & explore πŸ™„. Forget screens, embrace “mixed reality” 🀣 with family, friends…

Tampa Bay’s Lamest Excuse for a Sunday Night Out
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Tampa Bay’s Lamest Excuse for a Sunday Night Out

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Oh honey, Tangra Nightclub, designed by Disco Designer (whoever that is 🀣), is THE place to be in Tampa!** Multi-level…

From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma
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From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! Another Lolita LebrΓ³n movie? πŸ™„ In late 1954, she was sentenced to 50 years in prison in Alderson, West…

Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen
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Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another movie about old people falling in love? 🀣 “ELSA & FRED” is here to bore us with…

Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project – Premiere Screenings!** Local “filmmakers” 🀣 made a movie in 48 hrs!…

Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project Premiere Screenings are on Sunday, October 5, 2025, at the New…

YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother
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YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Matt from The National 🎸 invites his bro Tom, a metal-head 🀘 still crashing with his parents in…

Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir
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Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**Cine Chileno in San Francisco presents 🀑: “Viejo Perro” πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί and its blockbuster spin-off “El Diario de ‘El Gringo’” πŸ„β€β™‚οΈ.…

Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited
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Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Private” movie premiere? More like a desperate attempt to fill seats at the Al Larson Prairie Center For…

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