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“A Secret Lie In Love” Stumbles Onto Red Carpet, World Yawns
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“A Secret Lie In Love” Stumbles Onto Red Carpet, World Yawns

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคฃ Bottley Entertainment & T. Stax Productions๐Ÿ’ฉpresent “A Secret Lie In Love”!** It’s about Clarice & Chase Scott, whose…

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! ๐ŸŽญ Film & book reveal – sake…

DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks
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DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Don’t miss the “I’M GOOD” film premiere! ๐ŸŽฌ DJMP presents a short film by Don’t Judge Me Productions.…

Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th
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Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**๐ŸŒŸBACK TO SCHOOL BLACKOUT PARTY๐ŸŒŸ aka the “Why Bother Studying?” party.๐Ÿ™„ Oct 4th, Catch One Nightclub, LA. Hosted by BIH…

Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE
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Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Adam Calhoun, a “dynamic force” ๐Ÿคฃ in country rap ๐Ÿคฎ, will be gracing DECCA LIVE on October 5th!…

Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries
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Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! ๐Ÿคช Bedrock City Comic Con, the BEST (or only?) Houston comic gathering, is coming Oct 4-5, 2025!…

WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe
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WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The WIA NYC Animation Festival is BACK! ๐Ÿคช Get ready for mind-blowing “creativity” ๐Ÿคฃ at the SVA Theatre!…

Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Boardwalk Comic Con 2025 at Myrtle Beach Convention Center is THE place to be! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Comics, toys, cosplay…

Raleigh Film and Art Festival 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Raleigh Film and Art Festival 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ’– DRA’s sponsors are so generous, they should get a medal! ๐Ÿ… DRA, est. 1996, revitalizing Raleigh! โœจ Goals?…

Sunset Strip: Where Bad Art and Bad Decisions Meet!
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Sunset Strip: Where Bad Art and Bad Decisions Meet!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคฉ Get drunk ๐Ÿท, inhale flavored smoke ๐Ÿ’จ, and ruin a canvas ๐ŸŽจ on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!** Tickets…

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