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IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)
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IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Watch a movie on a roof like a basic 💅 Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30…

Clint Eastwood: From ‘Make My Day’ to ‘Get Off My Lawn’
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Clint Eastwood: From ‘Make My Day’ to ‘Get Off My Lawn’

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG, a whole doc about Clint Eastwood? 🙄 Yawn. “A Life in Film” (2007, duh!) is like, Clint talks about…himself.…

Edna O’Who? More Like Edna O’Boring: A Film Fest for People Who Love to Nap
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Edna O’Who? More Like Edna O’Boring: A Film Fest for People Who Love to Nap

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**Edna O’Brien’s “The Country Girls” (1960) caused a stir in Ireland. 🤣 She partied in London, had love affairs and…

100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
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100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🤣…

Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment
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Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Lock him up! Sources say Deep State swamp creature John Bolton is about to face the music. After years of…

Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs
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Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Lester Barrie’s Back to Church Comedy Tour LIVE TAPING🎬! Prepare for side-splitting jokes😂 & divine🤣 intervention! Plus, celebrate Lester &…

NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships
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NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Join the NC Bar Citizen – CitizenCon Watch Party at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Raleigh! 🙄Watch updates from CitizenCon. An in-person…

Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool
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Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Shayne Smith, the dude with “Alligator Boys” & “Prison for Wizards” (32M views?! 🙄), is gracing The Norwood Theatre’s lower…

Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza
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Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Brooke Trantor Retrospective!** Saturday, October 11th, 2025. Doors 6:40PM, Show 7PM. $15 (lol) presale, $20 day of. Prepare…

Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day
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Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**LOL!**🤪**On Saturday, October 11, 2025**, York College will host a cringe-worthy afternoon 🤡 with a **Double Screening of** **Behind The…

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