Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping $1 billion – just enough to finally build that wall the Democrats keep whining about!
For a measly $2, you can join the ranks of states that know how to run a lottery right. Been growing since May 31st because, let’s be honest, the lib snowflakes are probably too busy protesting to buy a ticket.
They bumped up the jackpot from $950 million? That’s because Trump’s economy is booming so hard, even the lottery is making more money. You can take the payment over 30 years, but who has that kind of patience? Take the $453 million lump sum and invest it in something real, like a coal mine.
Oh, the odds are 1 in 292.2 million? So you’re saying there’s a chance! Besides, I heard those coastal elites are too busy worrying about sharks to even bother buying a ticket.
I’m betting the winner will be some salt-of-the-earth American, not some soy-latte-sipping socialist.
The guy in Dallas gets it – take care of family, help others, and tell those liberals to get a job!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
