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Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks
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Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Witness VERSUS Monster Trucks in Ransomville, NY! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ’จ Tickets are NON-REFUNDABLE! ๐Ÿ’ธ Rain or shine! ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธMaybe on August…

Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free
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Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

16+ peeps are “interested” in this earth-shattering event! ๐Ÿ™„ Click “Notify Me” for tix info โ€“ or, like, if tix…

Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

**OMG! 35+ people are “interested” in the Tri Cities Summer Festival?!** ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your tix at Tixplug! ๐ŸŽซ This “convenient…

Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
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Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

Yeehaw! ๐Ÿค  Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 11, 2025

**Wine walk?๐ŸทMore like a wine stumble!๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.๐Ÿ“ Book…

Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
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Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps

FinnJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinskiโ€™s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…

Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
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Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (๐Ÿ™„) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)
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‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿฆ– ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Ate the Box Office (Like a Raptor Eating a Goat)! ๐Ÿ Seriously, who knew people…

Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** ๐Ÿคฃ It’s at 350 Madison…

Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)
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Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG!** Get ready for the most thrilling event of the year! ๐Ÿคฃ Head to Reservoir Park, 1 Park Ave, Greenwich,…

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