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WEDNESDAY 13 Proves Funerals Can Be a Blast With New “Rotting Away” Music Video
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WEDNESDAY 13 Proves Funerals Can Be a Blast With New “Rotting Away” Music Video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Behold! During his totally epic “Summer Blood Storm” European tour (because blood storms are TOTALLY a thing, right? 🙄), Wednesday…

Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience
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Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

Get ready to boogie 🕺 with the Daye’ly Melodies Band! They’re bringing you soulful 🎶 grooves and funky beats from…

Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?
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Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

**Grover Beach PD is throwing a rager!** 🥳 “Grover Beach Night Out” is July 26, 5 PM till dark, at…

Aghori Mataji Does the Hip-Hop Dandiya
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Aghori Mataji Does the Hip-Hop Dandiya

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

**🤣 OMG! Aghori Muzik Garba: Mataji ne Raat Saathe Hip-Hop ni Vaat?! Kshirja Events presents this cultural ✨fusion✨ on September…

Tennocon 2025: Soulframe’s “Fable” – More Like “Fail-ble,” Play it Before We Change Our Minds
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Tennocon 2025: Soulframe’s “Fable” – More Like “Fail-ble,” Play it Before We Change Our Minds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤩 Digital Extremes, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with more footage…

Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads
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Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

**Oh, honey, NO REFUNDS!** 🤣 Missed the “Grown-Up Book Fair and Swap”? Sucks to be you! Maybe next time, set…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2025

**OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Johnny Lever, is gracing San Jose with her comedic “genius” on August 30, 2025!**…

EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…

James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
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James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…

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