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Dudes for Dads 2026 Gala Because Your Dad Jokes Deserve a Red Carpet

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Dudes for Dads is throwing a party πŸŽ‰ and you’re invited! πŸŽ‚ Dudes For Dads Nonprofit, founded in 2022, supports…

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Oh Joy 11th Annual BayViro Symposium Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Time

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Get ready for the 11th Annual BayViro Symposium πŸŽ‰, happening on Saturday, April 11, 2026 πŸ“† 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Because What You Really Need is a Beer Gut to Go with Your Nirvana T Shirt and Flannel

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

Get ready to party like it’s 1999 at the 90s Fest πŸŽ‰ with 40+ breweries and a commemorative glass 🍺,…

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Over the Hill Gang Getting Turnt at Plies’ All White Dayparty for Oldies with a 9 to 5

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

Come vibe and dance πŸ•Ί HOUSTON πŸ“: PLIES 1st Annual 40 & Up All White Affair Dayparty πŸŽ‰ Sat APRIL…

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Houston Gets Ready to Explode from Food Coma at FoodieLand Food Festival Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

FoodieLand: because eating is your love language 🍴 πŸ“Œ NRG Park, Houston, TX 77054 🎟️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Because You Clearly Need 40 Food Comas in One Place FOODEESFEST Mississippi

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Come for the food coma, stay for the stretchy pants πŸ΄πŸ˜‚! Join us at the Foodees Food and Culture…

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Alpha Gets Its Act Together Maybe Possibly Hopefully

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Inscreva-se πŸ“• Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

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The Ultimate Guide to Begging for Help with Martine Delfos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Kinderen met neurodiversiteit hebben moeite met hulp vragen πŸ€” Martine Delfos πŸ‘©β€πŸ« helpt ouders πŸ’•, webinar niet opgenomen πŸ“Ή, ZOOM-link…

Win a Family Ticket to Camp Bestival 2026 Because Your Kids Clearly Hate You and You Want to Subject Them to Five Days of Port-a-Potties and Overpriced Fun
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Win a Family Ticket to Camp Bestival 2026 Because Your Kids Clearly Hate You and You Want to Subject Them to Five Days of Port-a-Potties and Overpriced Fun

Chord F. DiscordApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ! This summer, the most epic family festival, Camp Bestival, is…

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Because You Clearly Need More Training to Deal with Difficult Students and Staff

Chuck B. BallsyApril 6, 2026

Get ready for some thrilling physiotherapy education 🀣 Suggested aims: update on ‘hot topics’ πŸ“š, facilitate learning πŸ€“. Typical programme:…

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