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Rural Dementia Patients Officially Reclassified as Spreadsheet Entries Because Ethics Committees Are Too Expensive

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the most thrilling event of 2025: the RaDAR team explores rural dementia on August 1st! 🚜🧠 The…

Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)
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Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Hold onto your nachos, Oakland! 🥳 The BAHC is bringing a totally free, absolutely not a PR stunt “Super Bowl…

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Homecoming: Because the Dead Never Really Die, Just Jam in the Afterlife

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Join us this Saturday, January 17, at 12:45 pm PT at Civic Center Plaza in San Francisco for a “free…

ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet
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ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate data showdown! 🤓 On Wed, 26 Feb 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:30 AM GMT,…

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“MLK Weekend Celebrated With ‘Pretty Brown Eyes’ R&B Dinner Where Soothing Love Ballads Clearly Honor The Legacy”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Brace your taste buds and credit cards, peasants! 🤑 DSTRKT Events demands your presence at FRAICHE Restaurant on Sunday, January…

ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement
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ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

✨ MLK Weekend Day Party at ROOF on theWit ✨ Yo, Chicago! 📅 January 18, 2025, from 3:00 PM sharp…

Lemon Drop Festival Charges $50 to Sip Lukewarm Vodka While Remembering MLK
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Lemon Drop Festival Charges $50 to Sip Lukewarm Vodka While Remembering MLK

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Listen up, Atlantans! Because MLK Weekend is apparently all about overpriced roof parties now. 🙄 Get ready for the “LEMON…

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Oh Great, Another Student Loan Workshop to Keep Us Hopeful While the Rules Change Daily

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Join the ultimate “help me, I’m drowning in debt” virtual festival on May 7, 2024, at 11:00 AM (EDT)! 🎉…

Tall People Voluntarily Gather in Public to Admit They Enjoy Reaching High Shelves, Claim They’re “Just Like Everyone Else”
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Tall People Voluntarily Gather in Public to Admit They Enjoy Reaching High Shelves, Claim They’re “Just Like Everyone Else”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Due to overwhelming demand, with 1,700+ RSVPs, The Tall People Meet Up, Volume 2 is officially SOLD OUT for general…

Taller Virtual: De Perder El Tiempo Estudiando A Sacar Fotos Geniales En Instagram
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Taller Virtual: De Perder El Tiempo Estudiando A Sacar Fotos Geniales En Instagram

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

🚨 Mira mamá, sin manos! 🎉 Asiste al evento más épico de la historia vía Zoom! 😱 El evento será…

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