🚨 SCIENCE IS DROPPING FERTILITY TRUTH BOMBS! 🚨
Yo, wannabe parents drowning in Google lies, listen up! 👂 Hertility CEO Dr. Helen O’Neill and nutritionist Emily Moreton are hosting a **FREE** webinar to roast those old wives’ tales. 🍳📉
**📅 Date:** January 8, 2026
**⏰ Time:** 10:54 AM
**📍 Location:** Online (Zoom call from wherever you’re panicking)
They’ll spill the tea on hormones, stress, and why your sleep schedule is sabotaging your baby-making dreams. 🤯💤 Stop guessing, start testing! 🧪🔬
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**Reserve your spot now before the universe picks someone else!** 🏃♀️💨
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