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Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest
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Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Chicago Film Symposium? ๐Ÿ™„ More like a pity party for Black & brown filmmakers!** ๐ŸŽฌ One day of “art”…

Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy
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Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!** ๐Ÿคฃ Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, Gee Willie, HereWeGo Entertainment, Red Carpet Events, & Top Level Experience presents:…

Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night
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Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

**Oh no, not Brooklyn ๐ŸŒƒ! Roberto Beltre stars as Gabriel, who misses his train๐Ÿšƒ during a citywide curfew ๐Ÿšจ! Crime…

Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film
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Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! Halloween-o-thon 2025** ๐ŸŽƒ series! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show
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Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Road to the Assembly, a film by Jason Broska (an ISU student? Really?)! Come see how youthful energy…

ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right
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ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “ORNADA: Armada Team Movie”! Two years? For THIS? ๐Ÿคฃ Revolutionary skiing? More like REVOLTING! ๐Ÿคฎ Witness Tanner Hall…

35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater
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35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ “Halloween-o-thon 2025” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on October 26, 2025!…

Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)
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Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “FOUR WINTERS” on October 26th at Lexington Venue! Prepare for an “unforgettable” cinematic experience! ๐Ÿคฃ Director Julia Mintz…

Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something
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Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! A “CREATURE DOUBLE-FEATURE” at The Substation! ๐Ÿคฃ Costume contest? More like a fashion disaster zone!** 4:30 pm: Doors open…

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