**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013. 730p: ZODIAC (2007), that snoozefest by David Fincher 😴. Maybe 35mm, maybe DCP, who cares? 🤷♀️**
Get 2-for-1 tickets or an all-day pass! Watch Jake Gyllenhaal solve puzzles. Inspired by *All The President’s Men*? More like *All The Boring Movies*. Fincher’s masterpiece? 😂 Come to 1, 2, or all 4 (if you dare!). Enjoy Grand Central Market! 🤮
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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