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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

🕯️Sip, Smoke (if you PAY extra 💰), and Candle! Prepare for candle-making chaos! 🍹💨 Dress code: disaster-proof! All-natural? 🤔 Yeah,…

Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination
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Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Disco Designer blessed Tampa with Tangra Nightclub! 🎉 Multi-level madness, eccentric rooms – the #1 nightlife attraction! 🤪…

TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone
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TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**TopMod!** 🤡 Where gamers UNITE (and lag)! At Regal Essex Crossing, Manhattan, NY! Workshops? Challenges? More like EPIC FAILS! 🤣…

SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke
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SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Rupaul’s Drag Race season 17 finalist, SAM STAR, is gracing Beaux in the Castro on June 1st!** Meet…

“Gay Home Movies: Finally, Something Worse Than Your Family’s Vacation Videos”
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“Gay Home Movies: Finally, Something Worse Than Your Family’s Vacation Videos”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Home Movies Out of the Closet: LGBTQ+, Hollywood, Palm Springs, and You!” promises never-before-seen footage! 🤣** LGBTQ+ History…

OMG! Ms. Renee’s One-Night Extravaganza: Prepare to be Amazed (or Mildly Confused)
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OMG! Ms. Renee’s One-Night Extravaganza: Prepare to be Amazed (or Mildly Confused)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! HollywoodGenGen, aka “Miss Renee,” is invading the Funny Bone Comedy Club and other clubs in the USA! 🤣 With…

Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Actors “playing” with pew-pews? 🔫 So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…

SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret
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SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**🍓SABOR FRESA🍓 aka the BIGGEST (lol) party OF THE YEAR!** 🤣 Come sing corridos & perrear to reggaeton. 🙄 18+/21…

Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
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Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Oy vey! 🙄 Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✡️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! 🎉 A Shabbat…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🤣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…

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