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Tag: Wicked

Wicked Part One Concert Tour Launches 2027 Nationwide Orchestral Run
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Wicked Part One Concert Tour Launches 2027 Nationwide Orchestral Run

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

A series of live-to-film concerts centered around Wicked: Part One and Wicked: For Good is set to kick off in…

Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
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Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
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Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 4th of July celebrations, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
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OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…

OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
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OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…

Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
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Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle

FinnMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s undeniable that Jon M. Chu’s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…

Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video's March 2026 Lineup: Where Quality Meets "Wait, That's Still a Thing?"
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Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…

No Rest for the Wicked’s Together Update Proves Misery Loves Company and by Company We Mean Lag and Friendly Fire
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No Rest for the Wicked’s Together Update Proves Misery Loves Company and by Company We Mean Lag and Friendly Fire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

🎉 Oh, look! Moon Studios finally figured out how to let us torment our friends in No Rest for the…

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