Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…
Tag: Wicked
The NYPD Finally Found Its Perfect Leader: A Mayor Who Thinks He Can Fix Everything With a Powerpoint Presentation
NYC Crime Plummets Under Trump-Era Policing While Mamdani Prepares to Import Venezuela-Style Chaos In a stunning rebuke to liberal governance,…
Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
**OMG! 🧙♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…
Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
**OMG! 🧙♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…
‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…
#GivingTuesday: Guilt-Trip Your Wallet for Likes
OMG! Urban Triage’s “Wicked: A Night of Celebration, Community & Impact” on November 23, 2025, at 6 PM. 🙄 Prepare…
Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart
OMG! Prepare for a “wickedly phenomenal and outstanding get together” – a private screening of Wicked for Good! Dress code:…
5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza
Folks, let’s cut through the fake news fog! The liberal media’s trying to distract you from the REAL issues, like…
The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…
Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)
OMG! 🙄 Relive Elphaba & Glinda’s journey from rivals to allies! 👯♀️ See the original “Wicked” movie AGAIN! 🎬 Need…