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Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
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Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
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Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…

United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
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United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…

Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
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Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…

Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
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Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things
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Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a lawsuit against Meta, and I just can’t help but think that…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump
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Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Andy Biggs is projected to win the Republican nomination for…

Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
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Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…

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