CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
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El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…
Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…
Trump Acquires Enough Oil to Fuel Ego for Centuries
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…
EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…
SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has just announced the most epic…
Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…