Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…
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Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…
Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…
Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…
OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…
Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…
Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…
TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…