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VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
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VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…

Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
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Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺πŸ’₯ Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
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Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…

Because You Clearly Need More Debt
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Because You Clearly Need More Debt

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…

No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update
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No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

It’s been ten years since No Man’s Sky first launched, and what a wild ride it’s been. From the initial…

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
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Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…

Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works
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Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed had a “really warm” conversation…

Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently
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Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Max Miller is still in the running for his seat…

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