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Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live
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Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, the drama never ends with MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤯! I just spilled my beer all over my shirt after…

GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason
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GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest primaries, and folks, it’s been an interesting week. The big news…

GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now
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GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices
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Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the investigations into Jeffrey Epstein’s former ranch in…

Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps
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Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Missouri’s top election official rejecting a citizens’ petition that sought a statewide…

Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
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Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…

GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already
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GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like House Republican leaders are trying to convince…

EA Doubles Down on FC 27 with Even More Stuff to Buy
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EA Doubles Down on FC 27 with Even More Stuff to Buy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s that time of year again: the annual ritual of buying a slightly updated version of the same sports game…

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
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Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…

Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy
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Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Tom Barrett, who’s trying to navigate a tricky situation with…

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