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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
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Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…

Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
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Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…

Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
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Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…

NTSB suggests ditching human toll booths for safety reasons obviously
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NTSB suggests ditching human toll booths for safety reasons obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the National Transportation Safety Board, and let me tell…

Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…

Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
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Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…

Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex
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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney taking a veiled swipe at US President…

Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently
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Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the big cheeses from the tech world, including…

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