Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…
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Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…
Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…
Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…
Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…