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The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?
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The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Paul McCartney has decided that simply owning all the money in the known universe wasn’t quite enough, so naturally, he’s…

¡Olvida la cirugía, tu mandíbula solo necesitaba un estiramiento de lujo!
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¡Olvida la cirugía, tu mandíbula solo necesitaba un estiramiento de lujo!

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

¡Clase II mortal! Los ortodoncistas “sabios” aún desprecian los alineadores. ¿Saben algo que tú no? 🧐 ¿Cansado de que te…

When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal
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When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump’s Great Venezuelan Oil Heist: When Leftist Tankers Meet Right-Wing Freedom In a stunning display of American might that would…

BATTLE BEAST Recruits New Vocalist Marina La Torraca Because the Old One Finally Got Tired of Pretending to Be Dramatic
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BATTLE BEAST Recruits New Vocalist Marina La Torraca Because the Old One Finally Got Tired of Pretending to Be Dramatic

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Move over, Noora, there’s a new diva in town! 🦸‍♀️ Finnish power metal juggernauts BATTLE BEAST have just dropped a…

Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing
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Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Gene Simmons Just Casually Declared Himself a Greek God While Accepting a Kennedy Center Honor, Because of Course He Did…

Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck
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Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, BILLY CORGAN, the dude who thinks wrestling is a legitimate sport, has decided his music is high art.🤡 He’s…

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Love Is Blinder Than These Mute Dudes Think

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM Swipe fatigue? Losers compete for a “lucky” lady, but they can’t speak 🙊. Games include…

Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz
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Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Another day, another disaster, and of course, the liberal media is all over it, trying to make President Trump look…

US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
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US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…

Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse
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Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse

FinnOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Man on the Run 🏃‍♂️ is here to bore you with yet another intimate journey through Paul McCartney’s life, because…

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