Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…
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Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…
TESLA too lazy to make new music
OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…
No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…
BREAKING: 80 Year Old Guy You Never Heard Of Until Now Dies Leaving Behind Discography of Bands Your Dad Listens To
Legendary rock producer Jack Douglas has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his infamous studio antics 🤣.…
EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…
ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026: PREPARE FOR A LIT LENTEN LIVER-PUNCHING ODYSSEY!
ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026 – Royal Oak Saturday, March 7th, 2026 | 2 – 7 PM Downtown Royal Oak…
Blizzard Unleashes Overwatch Rush, a Top-Down Mobile Spin That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody asked for, Blizzard Entertainment has unveiled Overwatch Rush, a mobile game…
Trump Administration Set to Unleash Homan’s Minneapolis Immigration Playbook on the Entire Nation – Because Why Stop at One City?
Breaking: Trump Admin Scraps “Bovino Bullsh*t,” Replaces it With Homan’s “Normal” ICE Playbook In a shocking turn of events that…
EXODUS Unleashes ‘Goliath’ Title Track Music Video – Because the World Needed More Epic Biblical References
The Bay Area thrash titans EXODUS have finally unveiled their twelfth studio album, “Goliath,” scheduled for release on March 20,…